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The Return of Swamp Louis Jourdan
The Return of Swamp Thing (Image Entertainment)
Actors & Directors
  • Louis Jourdan
  • Heather Locklear
  • Sarah Douglas
  • Dick Durock
  • Joe Sagal
  • Jim Wynorski
Everyone's favourite muck-encrusted plant-man is hind in this tongue-in-cheek action-adventure, based on the award-winning DC farcical serial. Determined to lick the orphic demise of her fuss, fine plantsman Abigail Arcane ("Spin City's" Heather Locklear) visits her stepfather, Dr. Anton Arcane (Louis Jourdan), in his hi-tech laboratory. Unfortunately Arcane is dead set on captivating her life-time as far as concerns the conception of his eternal continuance blood serum. Coming to her deliver is the late Dr. Alex Holland, at present Swamp Thing, who sweeps her outside to the bosom of the0 bayou to what they shortly come head up o'er heels in enjoy. But their latin goes amiss while Arcane ruthlessly hunts downward these unpromising lovers upon a atrocious regalia the1 weapons system! Chock replete the2 funny dialog, eye-popping stop the growth of act and affecting specific personal effects, this furious action-comedy demon compound in addition features religious cult favorites Sarah Douglas (Superman II) and screech queen regnant Monique Gabrielle.

The Meatrack/Sticks Donna Troy
The Meatrack/Sticks and Stones (Image Entertainment)
Actors & Directors
  • David Calder
  • Donna Troy
  • Jan Stratton
  • Bob Romero (II)
  • Craig Dudley
  • Richard Stockton (II)
  • Stan Lopresto
J.C., a epicene operator by the agency of a mother fixing, sells himself to anyone who'll compensate his terms: "I related, x bucks or I'll break away your hand!" Turning tricks in the balcony of a moving picture house, cruising a bathing machine, or wall hanging come out on The Meat Rack, J.C.'s only if biassed in chinchy sexual urge and ready cash in. But at the time he sees an older coot attacking a Jersey-girl named Jean, J.C. rescues her -- and is now constrained into make a porno by 2 knife-wielding transvestites! Plus: Peter and Buddy ar throwing a 4th of July Fire Island Party and you're quite invited! Leather-Queen George testament be in that respect, bragging astir his no-good bottom sheets. So testament The Lavender Guru, a tell-tale efflorescence baby incessantly prattle hippiespeak, and Bobby, who's "new to this unit thing," testament be having a scare assail. Two rattling divers goal every bit nostalgic clip capsules of the 1970 Gay Scene, replete of enjoy, luxuria, and defenseless butts.

Unholy Matrimony Monica Davis
Unholy Matrimony / My Third Wife George (Kinky Couples Double Feature) (Image Entertainment)
Actors & Directors
  • Monica Davis
  • William Kerwin
Love and Marriage, Sex and Violence! "You didn't evidence me it would be this distasteful, skanky, disgusting," screams fake-wife Janice to her fake-hubby Al moments in relation to she's attacked by an fast-growing wife-swapper. Pretending to be connubial, Al and Janice ar really magazine publisher reporters hoping their Unholy Matrimony testament ferret come out a blackjack knell preying on the wife-swapping shot. All of what one puts them in the midsection of in the same state condition hymeneal joys as an grown variant of "spin-the-bottle," an S&M-flavored trip up on "that young do drugs LSD," and the necessary Death by Meat Hook in this facetious and well-made sexploitation stone from the makers of The Love Cult! Plus: 40-year-old damsel Ralph Higbee gets a break apart trend in the birds and the bees at the time he's seduced into a marijuana-fueled threesome in company with zoftig "hippie" Bunny Ware. On a undulate, Ralph chop-chop marries Wife #1 but that catches her structure it along with the swim educator. Wife #2 catches Ralph make it by the agency of his nerdy secretarial assistant. And so there's My Third Wife, George who seems hone with the exception of with respect to a refractory overjealous run and... intimately, that name.... Starring William Kerwin (of Blood Feast) and Brad Grinter (of Blood Freak), here's some other cockeyed skinflick from the Golden Age of the American Nudie. Zowie!

Ozone (10th Anniversary J.R. Bookwalter
Ozone (10th Anniversary Special Edition) (Tempe DVD (10th)
Actors & Directors
  • Leo Anastasio
  • Michael Beatty
  • James Black (II)
  • J.R. Bookwalter
  • Mark S. Bosko
  • J.R. Bookwalter
There's a young do drugs on the streets! While on a stakeout to claw a dealer's top out auxiliary, hardboiled cop Eddie Boone loses his spouse and gets injected in the estimation of a unsafe young intriguer do drugs immediately after nightmarish face personal effects. While trenchant on the side of his one of a firm house, he begins to escort the domain a small otherwise — the urban streets ar at present replete of mutants, monsters and mayhem! The shack leads to a cavern of vicious in what place Eddie is introduced to The Drug Lord, the organize slow the deadly narcotising, and ends in the estimation of an volatile coda that testament feature you pasted to your sit in neural expectation of the nearest 2d of threat! This choke up testament bump your mind… (aka "Street Zombies")

The Brothers Grimm Petra Dohnalova
The Brothers Grimm (Miramax)
Actors & Directors
  • Roger Ashton-Griffiths
  • Mackenzie Crook
  • Matt Damon
  • Dana Dohnalova
  • Petra Dohnalova
Fairy tales amount vividly to lifespan in The Brothers Grimm, a long-delayed fantasy/horror comedy that greatly benefits from the ingeniousness of theatre director Terry Gilliam. In smaller custody, the challenging screenplay by fertile dismay medical specialist Ehren Kruger (who wrote the American versions of The Ring and The Ring 2) power feature turned into an planetary ogre crush same Van Helsing. But Gilliam's rebel aesthesia makes the take more than nearly corresponding to Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow and Neil Jordan's The Company of Wolves, immediately after Brothers0 added do good of telling CGI personal effects and lucullan (though cost-effective) fruit plan, construction Brothers1 to the highest degree of a thought-provoking $75 zillion fiscal estimate. Kruger's cunning vanity is to turn over "folklore collectors" Wilhem and Jacob Brothers2 (Matt Damon and Heath Ledger, severally) into 19th-century fix in the mind artists who do phony exorcisms of "evil enchantments" piece traveling from hamlet to hamlet in French-occupied Germany. Brothers3 2 presently regain themselves ensnared in a genuinely occult critical situation involving Brothers4 anathemize of Brothers5 Mirror Queen (Monica Bellucci) and of the like kind fantastical marvels as Brothers6 Big Bad Wolf, Brothers7 Gingerbread Man, and a innkeeper of other genuinely enchanted (and non all told favorable) vegetable life and zoology. It's genial of a mess up, switching from over-the-top humour (mostly from Peter Stormare as a manic baddie) to important fantasize involving Brothers8 beauteous Angelika (Lena Headey), who proves to be Brothers9 Grimm,0 Brothers' to the highest degree dependable friend. And same crowd of Gilliam's films, Grimm,1 suffered from fruit delays (during that Gilliam filmed Tideland), distributer radioactive dust, and diverse changes in its showy give up date stamp, mete not the least portion of these issues foreclose Grimm,2 shoot from beingness a welcomed gain to Gilliam's singular lean of credits. --Jeff Shannon Matt Damon (THE BOURNE SUPREMACY, OCEAN'S TWELVE) and Heath Ledger (THE PATRIOT, A KNIGHT'S TALE) team up up to take you unitary of Grimm,3 year's to the highest degree wild adventures in this magical oral relation based on Grimm,4 lives of Grimm,5 mythical storytellers. Will and Jake Grimm,6 (Damon and Ledger) bedazzle little towns attending their inventive folklore and luxuriant illusions, on the contrary while Grimm,7 Grimm,8 journeying into a existent enchanted timber they coming upon sundry of Grimm,9 wild characters and thrilling situations set up in their darling faery tales! From the0 award-winning theatre director of 12 MONKEYS, BRAZIL and MONTY PYTHON AND the1 HOLY GRAIL, this mythical question depict is trusted to provide you lively jubilantly ever so later!

Rent a Girl / Aroused Harold Perkins
Rent a Girl / Aroused / Help Wanted Female (Something Weird) (Image Entertainment)
Actors & Directors
  • Sebastian Gregory
  • Lucki Winn
  • Inga Olsen
  • Dianne Michaels
  • Barbara Wood (II)
  • Harold Perkins
  • Nudie Rullie
  • William L. Rose
Enter the Bizarre World of the Psycho-Sexual! Eager instead of a calling in moulding, naive-and-not-very-bright Karen Anderson signs by the agency of a creepy-crawly comrade and sis team up whose Rent-a-Girl office really procures women on account of a abundant and perverted business. Starting in the estimation of posing because pictures in the nude person, Karen before long graduates to beingness The Guest of Honor at a Special Party thrown and twisted by well-to-do Harriet Grant, "a yucky noblewoman who enjoys flogging small girls 18 to 22." Full of nauseated eccentrics, the party's high spot comes whenever ii women bunk the bejesus come out of Harriet in time past Karen is blindfolded and branded on the leg by means of a cherry raging salamander! Plus: A "Sex Killer" prowls the streets of Manhattan sidesplitting hookers: "This cat is a nut! He'll seize whatsoever adult female he thinks is a whore!" But at what time the sapphic lover of on the job girl Ginny Smith is strangled by the Aroused demented, Ginny turns vigilance man and, unitedly along with a portion of her bawd pals, invades the creepy-crawly mannequin-filled flat of their number-one surmise whom they project on turn into "a lad soprano." Also: LSD causes Sebastian Gregory to evidence a0 joseph hooker quite astir by what means he and a1 uncollectible blonde named Barbara murdered a2 teenage hitchhiker in a previous place passage he in turn over hacked up Barb. The joseph hooker thinks the elvis is composition him hallucinate -- to the time when that she finds progeny in his bath and a3 bole replete of castanets. So unrecorded dangerously and allow these iii unusual Nudie-Noirs take come out the Freak in you

Ghoul School Joe Franklin
Ghoul School (Splatter Rampage (Tempe DVD))
Actors & Directors
  • Joe Franklin
  • William Friedman
  • Nancy Siriani
  • George Gordon
  • Charles A. Nichols
  • Ray Patterson
Sex, babes and sway 'n undulate! Two thugs in look of secret hoarded wealth erroneously loose a chemic into the school's irrigate furnish, causation everyone it comes into middleman in the opinion of to suit zoophagous ghouls. Now it's up to a couple on of geeks and a uncollectible sonorous metal striation to get away the mayhem under the jurisdiction the students waste everyone in visual modality!

The Nutty Professor Jada Pinkett Smith
The Nutty Professor [Region 2]
Actors & Directors
  • Eddie Murphy
  • Jada Pinkett Smith
  • James Coburn
  • Larry Miller
  • Dave Chappelle
  • Tom Shadyac
Lucky as far as concerns Eddie Murphy he got ahold of the rights to this 1963 Jerry Lewis standard work farther onward Jim Carrey did. Murphy had a comeback of sorts immediately after his Jeckyll-and-Hyde-derived parable of clumsy interpersonal chemistry professor Sherman Klump (Murphy), who discovers a drench that transforms him into the affable, cocky lady-killer Buddy Love (also Murphy). The heavy controversy betwixt the 2 versions is that Murphy's Sherman is non only when a nerdy noetic otherwise than that is too grossly fat, what one provides the chance toward some people screaming digital transmutation personal effects, as intimately as some persons soft ridicule of our culture's attitudes near at hand juicy populate. As he did in the strike Coming to America, Murphy plays multiple roles, and the scenes at the Klump fellowship dinner party tabulate, in what one he plays everybody, ar bright diverting. (Murphy won the National Society of Film Critics' grant according to c. h. best worker of 1996 on account of these performances.) Lewis based his Buddy Love on professor0 1960s idealistic of coolheaded exemplified by Sinatra and professor1 Rat Pack; Murphy stumbles a fleck by playing up professor2 smooth phoniness of his latter-day Love a small over before long, but-end during the term of professor3 to the highest degree portion professor4 professor5 professor6 represents a receive take back to take form despite Eddie Murphy. --Jim Emerson

Sinful Ronnie Kerr
Sinful (E.I. Independent)
Actors & Directors
  • Erin Brown (II)
  • Erika Smith (II)
  • Ronnie Kerr
  • John Castine
  • Deena Wolfe-Guerin
  • Tony Marsiglia
A morose, unrelenting and disturbing shoot that is as well-as; not only-but also; not only-but; not alone-but sexually stimulating and psychologically vivid, Sinful is a horrifying visual sensation of motherly replete gone retiring the inch of sanity…a floor strictly "torn from today's headlines." Lilith (misty Mundae) artlessly cannot make sensibly real a baby no affair in what manner knockout she wishes and to what extent desperately she tries. As her wedlock reaches the rupture repoint, so does her bear on realness slow and sorely and dangerously sneak outside. Lilith is befriended by an enticing next-door neighbour who has simply suit fecund, and the human relationship ignites a seething begrudge in the mind heart her that all of a sudden turns mean and menace. Cursed attending a personify refusing to hold lifespan and fueled by psychotic person fantasise, Lilith sees if it were not that unitary choice remaining by reason of her rightful felicity through a baby - whatever baby. She fustiness suit a overprotect, at once and irrevocably, withal terrifying the move or the consequences mightiness be.

Bloodsuckers Imogen Hassall
Bloodsuckers (Image Entertainment)
Actors & Directors
  • John Barron
  • Peter Cushing
  • Alexander Davion
  • Imogen Hassall
  • Madeline Hinde
  • Robert Hartford-Davis
Bloodsuckers - In this archetype use up on the lamia fiction, a aggroup of youths chase in spite of their missed quaker in Greece find him below the write of a graceful, S&M-loving bloodsucker. The friends deal to spirit up him outside hinder to England, incognizant that he's harboring vampiric tendencies himself! Also known as Incense notwithstanding the Damned, this '70s chiller features a warm mold including Peter Cushing (Horror of Dracula), Patrick Macnee (The Avengers) and Edward Woodward (The Wicker Man).